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is that a buff delivery guy mermaid Christmas ornament

because I’ve been looking for that my whole goddamn life

is that one merman wearing jeans

means (mermaid jeans)

A JERMAID

Merry jhristmas

@more-aoe

The company is called December Diamonds. You’re welcome.

Other highlights of their merchandise:

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They also have some neat mermaid ornaments as well as some truly bizarre things like a leather daddy flamingo, but let’s be real, these mermen are the main appeal.

@baratheas

@cyggiestardust

@gwen-skyes

@kohakuhime

@kintatsujo

That octomerman looks like he’s ready to pull his literal skin off, help him

@tragicblueblood

@pale-silver-comb

this is so awful, so tacky, so amazing!

And the names! Here’s Mr Mertini…..

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and  Snickerdoodle

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but for the girls they have some pretty cool options like

Laptop Liz

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and I swear creamsicle is just like a friend of mine

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and then this awesome one - queen for a day

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and I am sooo getting this for my newly wed friends

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and guys they do this tacky monstrosity of a dinosaur that I soo need to have

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i honestly love the way the mermaids are designed like they’re wearing dresses instead of just “here have a tail and a bikini top” i have not seen that NEARLY often enough that is so cool

@voldiebuns

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